You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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