I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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