Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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