3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Even my vagina gasped.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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