So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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