god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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