Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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