omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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