I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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