She is in my trunk
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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