She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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