you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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