Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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