ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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