i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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