So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have aggressive nipples.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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