Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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