brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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