Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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