Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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