Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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