she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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