Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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