is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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