Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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