I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Text me some of your sweat
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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