Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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