Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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