I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I deserve this hangover.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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