No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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