She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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