I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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