You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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