I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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