census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Randomize
