How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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