I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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