12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
babies were throwing up all over the place
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it