I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?