so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
this is an emotional support booty call
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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