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Fuck
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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