My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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