But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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