i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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