Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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