I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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