you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E