we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK