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  You guys coming?

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  We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.

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• (559): View more from California

  Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.

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• (661): View more from California

  he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed

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  Go me

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  I'm actually proud

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