We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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