he wants to bone in the snuggie
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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