Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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