he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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