So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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