Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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