You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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