Dual....:-)
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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