Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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